Technology, on your terms

You don't need to learn AI. You just need the right starting point — yours.

There are thousands of AI tools and most of them won't matter to you. Answer a short questionnaire about how you actually work, and we'll send back a plan — the three to six tools that fit your situation, the order to roll them out, and how to set each one up. Plain English. Minutes, not weeks. $79, and it's yours to keep.

$79 one-time. No subscription, no follow-up sales calls.

~20 minto answer at your own pace
Minutesuntil your plan arrives
$79for a plan written for you
What you'll never hear from us
Jargon Hype “You need to learn…” Pressure Subscriptions you don't need
How Lantern Plan works

No classes. No videos. Just a plan that does the thinking for you.

You answer the questions, we do the research. Three steps, and the longest one is yours — at your kitchen table, on your schedule.

01/03

Answer a few questions

Seven short sections about how you actually work. Plain English, no jargon, no account to create. Skip anything that doesn't feel right. Takes about 20 minutes.

~20 minutes · On your schedule
02/03

Get your plan in minutes

We read your answers, research the tools that fit your setup, and send back a custom plan as a PDF. What to use, how to set it up step by step, what to skip, and what it all costs. Written for you, not a template.

$79 · Arrives by email
03/03

Set it up at your own pace

The plan walks you through everything — which buttons to press, what to type, how to test that it's working. Most people can do it themselves. If you get stuck, reply to the email and we'll help.

On your schedule · Help if you need it
What actually changes

We don't sell software. We give you back your afternoons.

Forget about tool names. Here's what our clients tell us feels different a month after we're done. Your plan will say exactly which of these apply to you — and which don't.

The pile shrinks

Paper bills, receipts, and documents stop accumulating on your desk and kitchen counter.

Everything flows into one place. You approve from your phone in seconds. Your accountant stops asking for things you can't find.

Writing gets faster

The emails, letters, and notes you used to dread suddenly take a fraction of the time.

You talk, it types. You ask, it drafts. It sounds like you — because it's learning from you. Most clients say this is the part they didn't know they needed.

Nothing falls through

Important dates, emails, and follow-ups stop slipping your mind.

A quiet assistant watches your calendar and inbox. Lease ending in 60 days? You'll know. Email that actually needs a reply today? It won't get buried.

You can work from anywhere

The “I need to go to the office for that” feeling goes away.

Your files, your books, your documents — all on any device, automatically. Travel more. Play golf Tuesday afternoon. The business keeps running.

Questions get answered

You have a patient, always-available thinking partner for the things you used to Google.

Summarize a long document. Explain a confusing letter. Draft a response. Research something you've been wondering about. No ten-tab rabbit holes.

The monthly bill goes down

Most clients find they were paying for things they didn't need.

We look at what you already have first. Duplicate subscriptions, forgotten services, software you already own but don't use. Often the savings cover part of our fee.

What it costs

One plan. One price. No subscriptions to us.

You'd spend a weekend reading reviews and still not know what fits. We do ten hours of research in minutes, tailored to your exact situation. $79, and it's yours to keep.

In their words

From the people who've tried it.

“He didn't try to change how I do things. He changed how long they take.”
Scott Y.Commercial real estate · La Crescenta
“My son-in-law kept sending me articles about AI. This was the first time any of it actually clicked.”
Linda P.Retired teacher · Glendale
“I stopped paying for three things we didn't need. That alone paid for the whole engagement.”
Ray & Joan H.Family business · South Pasadena
Questions

Fair things to ask before saying yes.

I don't know anything about AI. Is that okay?

That's exactly who we're for. Most of our clients have heard of ChatGPT and not much else. You don't need to know anything going in. You don't need to learn jargon. You answer a few questions about how you work; we handle the rest.

Why a questionnaire first, instead of a phone call?

Because you shouldn't have to explain your life to a stranger on the phone to figure out if we can help. Answer the questions at your own pace, on your own time. We'll send back a plan. If it sounds right, then we talk. If it doesn't, you've lost nothing and you keep the plan.

Will you try to sell me a bunch of software?

No. We make nothing from software companies. We always check what you already pay for first — most people are surprised how much is already covered. When we do recommend something new, it's because the math works for you, not us.

What if I get stuck setting something up?

Reply to the email that delivered your plan. It comes straight to a real person. We'll sort it out together — no extra charge for a question, no upsell.

Is this only for business owners?

Not at all. About half the people who fill out the questionnaire are retirees or people nearing retirement who want to travel more, stay organized, or finally feel in control of their devices.

How long does the whole thing take?

The questionnaire takes about 20 minutes, split into seven short sections you can stop and resume. Your plan arrives by email a few minutes after you submit. From there, you set things up at your own pace — most people start the same day.

No call. No commitment. Just a plan made for you.

Answer seven short sections of plain-English questions about how you work — around 20 minutes, at your own pace. Your custom plan arrives by email in minutes. $79, and it's yours to keep.

Start the questionnaire